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Climate Chaos Theory | December 27, 2007 | Canada's stance at the Bali climate change conference culminates a long line of Canadian triumphs, with a pledge not to throw toddlers into high-efficiency furnaces.
Ghosts of Christmas Future | December 20, 2007 | Canada's environment minister John Baird takes a hard line at the UN Climate Conference in Bali -- insisting that using babies as fuel will radically reduce their lifetime emissions (because their lifetimes will be radically reduced).
Cremation Ceremonies | December 13, 2007 | In Bali, they burn their dead and throw the ashes into the rising sea. Global Gus and Stephen Harper are planning to do just that with the Kyoto Accord.
Pyramid Scheme | November 15, 2007 | Stephen Harper is on tour, promoting his new self-help book, The Harper Method: How a 1% GST Cut Can Make Your Dreams Come True
Oil Asanas | November 1, 2007 | Stephen Harper is using an innovative, New Age method to reduce carbon emissions from oil sands mining: The power of positive thinking.
Bunker Mentality | June 28, 2007 | Cosmo shows Horst his brand new, revolutionary communications device: the dPhony. It debunks anything. Case in point: Harper's statements on Afghanistan.
Hewers of Wood | May 17, 2007 | Stephen Harper calls Stockwell Day out from the dungeon where he resides. Donya and her lawyer threaten to sue unless Raj is released by Canadian troops in Afghanistan.
Friendly Firewall | May 10, 2007 | Donya finally gets a meeting with the Prime Minister, who gives her the news that her husband has been transfered to the Canadian army base in Kandahar.
The Emperor's New Clothes | April 19, 2007 | Stephen Harper: Drag Queen of Canada.
G.I. Steve Meets Terror Bear | March 1, 2007 | What happens when a heavy-duty action leader meets a stuffed teddy bear that's soft'n'cuddly on terror?
Earth Defence | February 22, 2007 | Horst is on trial for spousal abuse by cruel and unusual thermostat settings. Stephen Harper intervenes because the judge is a "tree-hugger hugger."
Friends of the Truth | February 8, 2007 | Before you trade in your Hummer for a hybrid -- are you sure you are to blame for global warming? Global Gus, spokesglobe for Friends of the Truth, offers other theories as to why the planet is heating up.
Toxic Thought Balloon | January 25, 2007 | Horst's thoughts of the prime minister straddling an exhaust pipe are keeping him awake. Celia's sleep is also disturbed by the mother of all thought balloons.
Canada's New Anthem | December 7, 2006 | Environment Minister Rona Ambrose belts out a new anthem for a new government.
Rogue Canada | November 30, 2006 | Stephen Harper wants credit for cutting CO2 emissions from Taliban suicide bombers.
Steve | October 19, 2006 | If you love our troops. If you love your timbits. You MUST see this movie.
Home | September 14, 2006 | News from home for Raj, held captive by the Americans: Stephen Harper is upset that the U.S. won't share its no-fly list. Stephen wants to make lists of his own.
Men with Hoses | September 7, 2006 | Prime Minister Stephen Harper attends the Firefighters' Convention -- but not the AIDS Conference. In honour of his apparent festish for dressing in uniforms, Weltschmerz shows the emperor with no clothes.
American Care | August 31, 2006 | Donya receives a visit from Officer Stephen Harper, who informs her why the Americans won't release her husband, who is being held in Afghanistan.
Tuvalu | June 29, 2006 | Frank deals with global warming and the war on terror in one fell swoop - and gets reprimanded by Stephen Harper for creating competition.
Trouble | May 25, 2006 | Stephen Harper said he'd never cut and run on Canada's commitments at the first sign of trouble. Then he cut and run on Kyoto.
80 Percent | May 18, 2006 | Global Gus wants you to live like there's no tomorrow - so there won't be a tomorrow.
Instead | May 4, 2006 | Harper's plan for the future.
Nose Tweaking | April 27, 2006 | A baby grabs Harper's nose. But that's just the beginning of a full-on infant pile-up.
Wooden | February 16, 2006 | Stephen Harper's rise to power causes Horst's fall into impotency.
Romance | February 9, 2006 | Our new warm'n'passionate PM in action.
Not Kinky | January 19, 2006 | Horst gets into bed with Stephen Harper.
Acting Strange | January 12, 2006 | You gotta wonder. Demographically speaking, he should be. So is Des' nephew Skid a member of a gang?
Reddi-Wip | February 17, 2005 | Officer Stephen Harper takes a stand: "If we don't stop same-socks marriage, the courts will force churches to allow orgies of naked, Reddi-Wip-slathered bungee jumpers!"
Holy Nausea! | February 10, 2005 | Vatman and Altar Boy Wonder accuse Des and Max of causing the collapse of civilization.