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There Will Be Hunger | May 8, 2008 | The 100-Litre Diet -- Day 1; Cosmo starts out a year living on the four biofuel groups.
There Will Be Hunger | May 1, 2008 | Cosmo is plagued by dreams of biofuel-caused famine. He decides to embark on a 100-litre diet, eating the corn used to make 100 litres of biofuel -- or one SUV fill-up -- in a year, which is what an average African does.
Biofools | April 24, 2008 | Cosmo and Horst go for a filleruppuccino. Will that be a venti blue corn biofuel blend, hold the oil sands?
See Mammaries Save Sea Mammals | March 27, 2008 | Horst and Cosmo confront a bimbo approach to seal hunting.
Idling Cars Do Devil's Work | October 11, 2007 | Horst vs Hummer
Yellow Pearl | July 19, 2007 | In another Gaiagra-induced hallucination, Horst is pummeled with tainted products made in China.
Evolution | August 17, 2006 | Horst and Celia discuss America's evolution denial.
Wiggle Room | August 3, 2006 | What is environmentally friendlier: Birthing a baby or adopting from China? Or is the issue really whether Horst is in denial abouit his newly discovered inferttility?
Underworldwear | July 20, 2006 | Was Horst's sperm killed by tight jockey shorts? Or was it the broccoli? Or the laptop? The mystery thickens.
Thunk! | April 20, 2006 | A harp seal clubs Pamela Anderson.
Shrimp | January 20, 2005 | A romantic night out turns into an environmental diatribe. Moral: Don't eat shrimp. (And don't eat with Horst.)
George's Prayer | December 9, 2004 | George Bush visits Paul Martin. On the menu is cluster bomb-seared baby Iraqis bathed in a tortured detainee sweat sauce. Among other delicacies.
Unfiltered | November 18, 2004 | Horst and Flora, a human from 18,000 years ago, get all nostalgic about a time before Celine Dion.
Flora | November 11, 2004 | Horst wakes up to find Homo floresiensis in his kitchen. Or is it another "message dream" about the state of the world?
Casanova | November 4, 2004 | Revealed: How Horst and Celia met.
Wild Meat | May 27, 1999 | The PC-Matrix scrambles reality to make voters vote against their own interests.
Sunscreen | June 19, 1997 | Horst: "I am your friend, Frank. I will not stand idly by while you sacrifice your golden years for a good tan." A rant on the dangers of UV.