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|  I See Dead People | January 31, 2008 | Cindy joins Celia to visit Donya at the hospital where Raj is in a coma. All she sees are dead people. | |
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|  Woohoo | August 16, 2007 | The origins of the powerful anti-climate change-induced depression drug, Gaiagra. | |
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|  Deathly Hallucinations | August 9, 2007 | Horst's doctor reassures him that his weird visions are just a result of too low a dose of Gaiagra. Then he pops off Horst's head. | |
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|  Clinical Trial | July 5, 2007 | Day 3 of Horst's clinical trial of Gaiagra: He discovers the pill talks back to him. | |
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|  Through a Glass, Darkly | June 21, 2007 | "Girls don't go for guys unable to see the glass half full." So says Horst's doctor, who wants to prescribe him a new drug that relieves despair caused by environmental crises. | |
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|  Chiro | September 23, 2004 | Ontario Premier Dalton McGuinty needs to get to a chiropractor once a week. He gets backlash from all his flip-flops. | |
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|  Injury Upgrade | April 24, 1997 | Horst pays $1000 for injury avodance with his health credit card. Is the Casino Hospital run by the mafia now? | |
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|  Injury Upgrade | April 17, 1997 | Horst is asked by the interim intern assistant to the nursing assistant if he wants to upgrade his injury to something more life threatening -- like a nice, clean hole in the head -- in order to get quicker treatment for his sprain. | |
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|  Diagnosis | April 10, 1997 | After 12 hours waiting in the Casino Hospital, Horst is finally examined -- but by an interim intern assistant to the nursing assistant, who cleans toilets and wounds. | |
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|  Oh Lucky Man | April 3, 1997 | At the Casino Hospital, patients come to have their appendix removed and end up losing their life's savings as well. | |
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|  Casino Hospital | March 27, 1997 | Horst and Celia finally arrive at the Casino Hospital. Horst is forced to grovel for treatment. | |
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|  Taxi Driver | March 13, 1997 | Horst sprains his ankle on a flat surface. Celia hails a cab to get to a hospital. Mike Harris is the taxi driver. | |
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|  Hot Wet Cuts | November 14, 1996 | Mike Harris slashes everythng in sight with orgasmic mayhem. Lots of cutback porn visible here. Not for the faint-hearted. | |
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|  Heart of Darkness | March 20, 1997 | "My ankle is throbbing to a mad acid techno hip-hop beat. If it swells any bigger, it'll explode and splatter the inside of the cab with memories of Tarantino." | |
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