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No End Insight | June 26, 2008 | The last Weltschmerz. A horny dilemma for Horst. I'm a fan of ambiguous, European-movie endings.
Subtext | June 12, 2008 | Horst gets a reality check from Cosmo and his new girlfriend Pangaea: What does his closet lesbianism mean?
Healing Process | May 29, 2008 | Horst is frequenting Planet Lesbos, pretending to be a lesbian. Is he really over Celia?
Tanked | May 15, 2008 | Cosmo goes on a date with the luddite girl he met at a demonstration.
Sideways | April 17, 2008 | Cosmo has the hots for the luddite girl he met at a Kyoto Now demo. But he never dates offline -- and she's never used a mouse. Is there any hope, or is this Romeo and Juliette across a digital divide?
Know iSelf | March 20, 2008 | How much does Cosmo's iSelf mirror himself?
Backtop | March 13, 2008 | How Cosmo keeps effortlessly surfing on the cutting edge.
I See Dead People | January 31, 2008 | Cindy joins Celia to visit Donya at the hospital where Raj is in a coma. All she sees are dead people.
Upgrade Issues | January 17, 2008 | Horst and Cosmo meet to co-grok the new Mac OS. Do geek bonds go deeper?
Visiting Hours | January 3, 2008 | Horst visits the comatose Raj in the hospital -- and is himself visited.
Pod People | July 26, 2007 | Cosmo creates a protest playlist dedicated to the abused Chinese worker who made his iPod.
Emotional Property Rights | June 7, 2007 | Horst's new status of "dumpee" has gone viral via Facebook. For Cosmo, this is a good thing: "You get it all over with in a nano-second!"
Facebooklash | May 31, 2007 | Horst uses Facebook to announce to his "friends" that Celia has dumped him. His friends tell their friends...
Compatibility Issues | May 24, 2007 | Frank offers Horst an antidote to his breakup blues: the largest HD porn collection in Canada.
pixelebrity.com | January 11, 2007 | Cosmo unveils his new web site -- the cultural genome of our times.
The Boxed Set of Everything | December 14, 2006 | Cosmo urges Horst to get the Boxed Set of Everything, fulfilling all his entertainment needs with one swipe of the credit card.
Stud Finder | July 27, 2006 | Now that Horst is no longer a breeder, Celia fantasizes about finding a new stud.
At First Site | April 13, 2006 | Cosmo introduces Horst to his main cyber-squeeze.
Renaissance | March 16, 2006 | Horst enters Cosmo's blog.
Grunt Work | March 3, 2006 | Blogs are making conversation obsolete.
Worms | August 11, 2005 | Cosmo and Horst are debriefed on their failure to fix the corrupted MonoLib.
Progress Bar | August 4, 2005 | Horst and Cosmo are trapped in the computing machinery of the government.
Proctologic | July 28, 2005 | Deep in the bowels of Parliament, Horst and Cosmo enter the monoLib.
Canada OS | July 21, 2005 | As our corruption fighters prepare to enter Canada OS, Cosmo warns Horst not to let his guard down - or he will also become corrupted.
monoLib | July 14, 2005 | Behold - the monoLib! Horst and Cosmo encounter Canada's entire operating system - in one iPodesque slab.
Heart of Dorkiness | July 7, 2005 | Horst and Cosmo meet Prime Minister Paul Martin in the corridors of power. He promptly tries to convert them.
Jolt Tub | June 30, 2005 | Horst is awoken by an emergency phone call from work: Ottawa's anti-corruption software is corrupt.
Intelligent Shoes | May 5, 2005 | Frank shows off his new $350 computerized shoes.
Sacred | April 7, 2005 | George Bush is determined to keep his constituency alive - persistent vegetative red-staters.
Happy Frog | April 11, 2002 | Global Gus introduces us to his hot-tubbing buddy Happy Frog -- and hypes the glorious future. Does it include global warming? Nah! Throw more coal on the fire to power up your A/C and you'll be fine.