After weeks of focusing on Cosmo and his diet for a large SUV tank, I was wondering what Horst is up to. A year ago yesterday Horst announced his breakup with Celia on Facebook. You'd think he'd be getting serious about dating by now. But while Cosmo is breaking with recent precedent and entering an offline romance, Horst is diving headlong into the world of lesbian cybersex.
There's only one problem. Last I checked, Horst is no lesbian.
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